DHHG Captures Spy Drones

The DHHG has captured several unmanned spy "balloon drones" inside the White House. While officials declined to release specific information, a statement said that the drones appeared to be unarmed, but were gathering extensive data about the wallpaper, furnishings and drapery choices in the Oval Office. A website belonging to the underground terrorist decorating cell calling itself PDLF, or People's Decor Liberation Forces, has claimed responsibility and has vowed to continue their struggle against the western policies of decor aggression.