Monday, October 03, 2005

New Drugs Offer Relief for Homeowners

AP - 1 hour ago

WASHINGTON - Several new drugs targeted at home owners and home remodelers have just been approved by the FDA.

CALCULAX (methylprednisolone acetate) aids in performing complicated calculations required to obtain a new mortgage, refinance a current mortgage, or apply for a home equity loan.

RENO-Vex (eplerenone tablets) is intended for people undertaking any kind of renovation to their home. It promotes calm, rational thought and an even heartbeat when the contractor submits his bill.

Decor*LA (alprazolam tablets) is specifically targeted to the Los Angeles area, and allows homeowners to make clear choices regardless of whatever overpriced, celebrity-influenced decorating styles exist at the moment.

1 Comments:

At 5:17 PM, Blogger Wild Bill said...

WONDERFUL drugs, simply Marvelous! If you take all three at once at triple the dose, you can even get all the laundry done in one day!


I'm feeling ssllleeeepppyyy.............

 

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