Poll Results
Recently, the Department of Homeland Homes and Gardens asked the voting public to participate in a poll to select our new motto. The votes have been tabulated, and the results are as follows:
Fighting the terror of home decor: 6 votes
First educate, then decorate: 5 votes.
Come on-a my house, my house a come on ...: 4 votes
Therefore, we are pleased to announce the winner:
"Come on-a my house, my house a come on ..."
(We realize that on the surface, this candidate appears to be the loser, having received the lowest number of votes. However, after an exhaustive in-house investigation revealed suspicious tabulating irregularities, we just picked the one we liked best.)
posted by Tara Z. @ 8:50 AM
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1 Comments:
Who "we," mo-fo? How about the one the PEOPLE liked best, you supremist Moe's.
ALL of you.
Home Decor MOE's.
Some of who RENT voted, but I guess that JUST DOESN'T COUNT with you elitist home-owning Moe's.
Go, drink your damn wine and pat yourselves on the back. Just go, you mo-fo-ho-ow -vo-co-so-so-livin' lo-in the know-eat crow-think-you-know-new-garden-ho-in-yo-MOE's.
People, rise up.
First educate, then decorate!
I say,
First educate, then decorate!
Lemme hear you-
FIRST EDUCATE, THEN DECORATE!!
The People Have Spoken.
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