Broadway's New Smash Hit Musical

Rave Reviews for “Don’t Fiddle With The Roof”


This season’s smash hit musical stars Mathew Broderick as a homeowner enduring a series of mishaps as he remodels his house. The show opens with the lively “If I Were a Rich Man,” in which Broderick sings of his dream of adding a second bathroom to his small home. Hugh Jackman portrays the mysterious “Contractor,” who may or may not be the devil.

The show-stopping “Addition!” closes the second act and features the entire cast on stage singing about a typical day of work remodeling the house.

ADDITION!

ENTIRE CAST
Addition, Addition! Addition!
Addition, Addition! Addition!

CONTRACTOR
Who, day and night, must scramble between job sites,
Read a bunch of blueprints, bang a nail or two?
And who has the right as master of the crew
To tell everyone what to do?

The Contractor, the Contractor! Addition.
The Contractor, the Contractor! Addition.

CREW
Who must know the way to use a mitre saw,
A table saw, a compound saw?
Who must raise the sheetrock and then sand the walls,
While the contractor makes phone calls?

The Crew, the Crew! Addition!
The Crew, the Crew! Addition!

PAINTER
At three I started prepping. At ten, I put on primer.
I hear they've picked a color. I hope they don’t change their mind again.

The painter, the painter! Addition!
The painter, the painter! Addition!

HOMEOWNERS
And who does the Contractor tell “There’s lots we have to mend.”
Causing me to think this job will never end?

The homeowner, the homeowner! Addition!
The homeowner, the homeowner! Addition!