Greetings From Our Dear Leader
A special holiday message from our Dear Leader, Secretary Kenneth H. Kenneth:
Season's Greetings from the DHHG!
posted by Tara Z. @ 7:02 AM
1 comments
The Department of Homeland Homes and Gardens
Fighting the war against the terror of home decor
Thursday, December 15, 2005
A special holiday message from our Dear Leader, Secretary Kenneth H. Kenneth:
Season's Greetings from the DHHG!
About Me
- Name: Tara Z.
This site is maintained by me with the help of the DHHG interns. (They're nice, but they absolutely refuse to do any heavy lifting.) The DHHG is a great place, and I'm learning so much about furniture placement and drapery pleats, but I'm not sure how much longer I want to work in government. Anyway, I'm no techno-genius, but since my boss can hardly open his e-mail, he's all "YOU run the Blog." Whatever.
Previous Posts
- NEW PILLOW REGULATIONS
- THIS YEAR'S MOST REQUESTED GIFT
- DHHG Bans Overalls, Proposes Dress Code
- New For the Holidays from the DHHG Decor Store
- Happy Thanksgiving
- DHHG Book of the Month
- The History of Thanksgiving
- DHHG UNDER INVESTIGATION
- Reminder: Please Remove Your Halloween Decor
- The DHHG Responds to Your Letters for Help
1 Comments:
Just as long as they are on the wall. Or the front door. It's when they are on the grille of the SUV that I start hating holiday decor. Is there anything the DHHG can do about auto decor?
Please Help.
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