New For the Holidays from the DHHG Decor Store
Need a very special holiday gift? The DHHG is offering a special on these wonderful bookends, straight from the government's surplus decor store.
These useful bookends were originally used by the government in Guantanamo Bay, and have recently been made available in large quantities as government surplus, which enables us to offer them to you for a wonderful low price!
The high quality fully functioning steel screws turn smoothly, ensuring an iron tight grip on whatever is placed between them. You wouldn't want to get your finger (or any other body party) caught in there! We have no idea what they were originally used for at GITMO, as there's really just a big prison there, and these things could really hurt someone if they were used the wrong way, but they sure had tons of them. But GITMO's loss is your gain, because now you can give them as fun and practical holiday gifts!
Don't forget to order a pair for yourself. Who wouldn't love to own a piece of genuine surplus government property?
posted by Tara Z. @ 12:53 PM
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We purchased them, having a need to get a handle (no pun intended) on all of the books in the house!
They are great.
except for one thing.
the more books we put in
and
the more we tightened the screws
there was a sudden explosion!
News reporters were at our door, asking what we were doing!
I mean, we were doing nothing wrong! Just organizing in a decorative fashion, oh gosh, all these questions - no, we did not
no, everyone in the house is.....
why are they going through the closets? Everybody knows about the closets!
It doesn't mean we are bad people -
we were just following holiday tradition!
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