Welcome to the DHHG!

Welcome to the Department of Homeland Homes and Gardens. The DHHG was created by the President in February of 2005 as a response to the discovery of an underground home decorating cell. (http://www.deadbrain.com/news/article_2005_01_13_4314.php

The DHHG is charged with overseeing all facets of home decorating and remodeling, including furniture placement, color choice (fabrics and surfaces) and outdoor spaces including patios, gardens and walkways. In these troubling times, we must all be vigilant and work together to stamp out the threat to our great nation's most cherished expression of individuality - our living spaces. Together, we can achieve greatness. Together, we can achieve balance and proportion and color coordination. Together, we can and will triumph over those who seek to destroy our American way of decor.

Remember - you can't spell "HOME" without "ME." And "ME" means "YOU." And me. And all of us. So let's join together and stamp out the terror of home decor!